So I have a secret from my Derby team that only me and the teams photographer and the head of the creative committee know.
Basically one of the girls on our team also is a burlesque dancer. She's putting on a show as a fundraiser for our team. Nobody knows this - but I've been asked to model for the poster advertising it. So not this Wednesday but the Wednesday after I've been asked to just show up to training in nothing but stockings, lacy panties, a corset (and a really big coat so I'm not walking through the street like that). Even though I'm bricking it, I'm actually excited to see everyone's faces when I walk in like that. They're gonna think I've lost it. The photographer wants a picture of me dressed like that in skates and full Derby gear and a mouth guard sat in the penalty box as looking at the camera as if I wanna jump the photographers bones. Apparently I'm rather good at that look, and that's mainly the reason I was picked
Second scary thing is five minutes later I was told that I've apparently sneakily gotten good at jamming during drills. We all practice jamming on occasion and apparently they've been keeping an eye on me. So I'll be jamming in some upcoming games. I'll be the centre of attention. People will be relying on me to score the points.
Actually, I'll take modelling in barely any clothes to jamming right now :')